Wild Things!

Chickens Donkeys & Snakes!

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

snakes, eggs, donkeys, luz, crazy, roaming, god, story, attacked, head, sound effect, bobcat, chickens, sudden, animals, picture, Bedford New York, bee, happened, wildlife, happy, love, Seenagers, teenagers, Staten Island, home, house, summer, warm weather

SPEAKERS

Luz Michelle, Debbie Nigro, Charlie onger

00:00

Hey everyone, welcome to The Official Seenagers. I'm Charlie Ponger. And this is Oh, Hi,

I'm Debbie Nigro.

and I'm Luz Michelle

You got new sound effects, buddy. Can you sound effect? Yeah. Oh, I like that one.

About this one

it's fine.

That's me sneaking into the refrigerator.

Now when we were standing outside

I'm gonna put that one on again. That's, that's me sneaking to the refrigerator at night. So Dave doesn't see what I'm eating.

It's me hitting the bang one more time. What are you doing?

I live by myself. I don't have to do that.

00:49

You don't need a sound you need that sound effect. So you just have some company? Yeah.

Well, what about when you stand by your kids?

01:00

Anyway, hi, guys. Hello, friends. Luz? Yeah, you got a story? I do. Tell us

story loose. So over the weekend, I went to my one of my new mom friends. And she had given me a heads up that she has chickens. So right away, I was like, I gotta go to this house. Right. I got chicken.

01:20

I have. I've seen chickens in a house. But I haven't like been in it. I wanted to see the chicken. See the eggs. I want to know everything. Yeah, so I get the house. You know, walking around yada yada yada. We go outside and she has like five of them. And they're real cute and chummy and feathery. So she lets them out. They're walking around the eatin so she's like, Yeah, you know, it's crazy out here because there's hawks and there's coyotes and there's bobcats and you know, sometimes a hawk that come down and try to grab them and I was like, Oh my God. And she's a hockey hash. If you just got to keep an eye she's like, but she's so positive and like nature nature, that she's like, it's all good. And I'm like, I don't know. I'd be high anxiety cameras in there like I don't

02:03

I never let them out. While Kingdom trying to get an egg. Yeah,

I want a metal fence. You know? Yeah, so literally, like two seconds later. She's like, Can Jimmy film it's gonna run in use the bathroom. Can you watch them? And I'm like, watch who the chicken. And she's like, Yeah, I'm like, what if something happens? She's like, you got it. You're an adult. I'm like, What does that even mean? These are chickens. So she's like, I'm going you got this. She goes in and there's like five of them. They're all girls. I'm like Jason them. I'm waving my arms around terrified somes gonna attack them. It's like meat. And we're in the middle of nowhere West bubble, you know where and it's like, Oh, my God. Very different.

02:45

So never I'd be more worried they were trying to eat me too. I'd be like, Oh, God,

I got plenty of today's but you can chickens didn't.

02:53

There's a lot of wildlife around here.

Last night, we heard coyotes ripping something apart.

02:58

Yeah. How about this story? Well, I texted you because Oh, yeah, I'm reading the story and it says let's see what the headline was because all donkeys found roaming on roadway in Westchester and I'm like, I'm read on it's gone and even found in Bedford during the early morning hours. It's

crazy.

03:16

I said, I know Charlie ponger had something to do this because there were donkeys that were like painted green for St. Patrick's Day terrible lost in Bedford roaming and like all trolleys is roaming animals here. So I text him I go, I know yes, I'm gonna do this. He tells me the picture. Yeah, here's the donkeys roaming around. There's two donkeys on the side of the road. There's pictures we're gonna see

03:36

where they were loose across the street from my driveway.

Can you imagine the cross eyed cat in the beautiful Asian woman that was a lot of weird things going on. I knew though donkeys are coming here like can you like I'm like I'm looking at the picture and I'm gone

right across the street from my trap and did they stay there and you called someone when I was sound

04:04

asleep? It was red it was 12 o'clock at night right on a Saturday night and so when I'm looking at the picture and there were two cops there were smiling holding them with the you know they made rope leashes and donkeys next and then someone came to pick them up and took them somewhere and then they found the owner the next day

04:25

I found right on your road

04:26

right on my road right across the street I know wow. I know that studs all those stones are

04:34

crazy which painting Patrick's Day weekend and they were heading to was yeah okay never probably gonna

04:39

come right to the door.

Probably they were escaping like during the night they're like this is the night

04:45

and they know that I don't have any kind of fencing up or anything like that. Oh man. Oh man. Oh,

04:49

well, you know why they came to you? Why and and drinking all night for St. Baldrick's and Charlie's

04:57

a bowl of spaghetti or something. One time when he Forgot that time at night. Um, all of a sudden I hear something on the roof. Oh God. And then I hear it jump onto the deck. And it was like bubble. And it had to have been a bobcat or something.

Oh, shed snipping

05:16

you out. Yeah, me I have wild animals that move in with me on a regular basis. I know it's an ongoing problem. Yeah, I have the exterminating people on like speed dial. I know them all. By heart. Individual trappers. I have trappers and you know, the last problem I had was the skunk in the skunk babies that we did an episode on that right but now it's back to the groundhogs are very big. I'm moving in, right 100 Is my bedroom. Oh, no. Yes.

05:44

You gotta get out of there.

05:45

I gotta get out of there. What about crazy? There's just wild things that happen with animals because there's so many animals in the world. Right? You know, we live amongst them. Yeah, we don't think too much about them until they interfere with the everyday protocol. Right?

06:01

bit by a snake over here. Oh, yeah. Oh, I never Oh,

I would have fainted loose. Who can handle that? There's snakes on the property. We had a snake in the basement. I'll get those little sliver ones to like, when the spring starts in the summer. We start moving like rocks or something like Anna. She'll slip around. I scream like I'm getting chased big

06:21

guys, snake on your property. Right on the on the walkway. I'm never coming. Thick. It was like, it was round up in a spiral. And they didn't see oh my god, and I'm walking by. And all of a sudden out of the corner. My son got shorts on. It came at me. Ah, right. And I did a Heisman move. I lifted my leg up. And that thing was right there. And I got so pissed off. And luckily, just by the steps, you know, down by the front thing over here. I had an app. I just happened to have an X. Oh, Shane happened to have an X Yeah, it's just evident. It just was there right? I'm like son of a bitch and the thing is there so I got the axe. You didn't I did gusting and I cut it and I was the Italian came right out.

Oh my god.

07:19

thing in half and you shears the gross part. Come on, you

know Phil was alive right? Parts of it

07:25

took off. Oh, yeah

07:36

Wait, so I waited a couple days and I knew that one part you know, I was like,

07:40

really gross story. Let

07:41

me go see if they can survive. Well, no, it didn't survive. I guess it's just the nerves. I don't know we would have

to ask. Mark happens in humans now. Really?

07:51

Yeah. So I found a bunch of white eggs. I scooped him up and I threw them into the woods that's all I found I'm not sure now down

a row they didn't tell us we were returning he found a eggs

08:05

yeah they're the the snake a

08:08

you're encouraging the rest of this conference here are

you killed their mother? Oh my god. Oh,

08:13

here we go. Here we go with the problem with me I used

08:17

to watch my grandmother kill snakes with a shovel and her black you know the old Italian ladies after their husbands died they were the black thing the black uniform the whole time with the blacks and the thing over their head in the garden at my house because she lived in my house with the shovel up the ridge and I'd see bucket snakes not here so yeah, I swear to god it's true story.

08:44

Oh my grandmother's from back in the day. They were very very capable of handling things and she's right no yeah. I hate snake bites. I can't talk about snakes anymore about my show is this

08:59

No,

09:00

I gotta tell you the mouse store now we're not here anymore sitting right there gonna be bad. Oh, right, right. And a mouse pops his head up over here right?

09:08

You keep talking about things that are right where we are.

09:12

And so I get off with a mouse takes off and then I and then all of a sudden it came out from under there. I don't have mice anymore by the way. And it came up under there and it popped his head around the corner staring at me. Oh my god. Big takes off. Now I go to bed. I'm in bed. Now lion now on this on my side now and all of a sudden I feel something coming up my

09:36

leg. I have to leave

so I swatted away, Mike swatted away.

09:47

So I'm like going back to bed. The friggin thing came up again right up my alley. Oh my god. I ended up

09:54

chatting and I felt like he wanted I think he wanted to be my A friend

something made me try to tell you something I could have put them in a pot and put them outside I killed them.

10:06

So far everybody listen somebody on announced gets killed Mike

Mike driveby how

10:17

you come up with these things?

10:20

dry fire never fire.

Okay fire

10:27

trust me Charlie cool stories yeah you gotta hatch it and act so good a knife we got the clicker the baby throwing the baby eggs in

10:40

that's the other side of me

10:42

to side that the women

10:45

Good thing I didn't grew up in the bad side of Brooklyn. Yeah,

10:48

good thing I would have been in jail been

bad or slain snakes.

10:54

Hey, Luce. Yeah,

10:56

we're not doing the show here anymore.

I'm hard five for the warm weather. The bees again.

11:03

I'm horrified. Oh, I got stung on the bees. I'm stuck on the bee in the middle of the show. Yeah. Giant bee the size of my head came in Charlie's did it need to be

there he surely told us not to worry about physically attacked her

11:16

and then her arm got swollen wasn't in the hospital or something happened something overreact. We may not make the end of the show because God knows right.

Well, the animals aren't. There's any animals in the room. Everybody

11:32

was fine. The worst podcast?

I feel so bad for the eggs. It's like they had a chat series with the eggs. You could have dropped them off somewhere with the

11:45

snakes, they would have been snakes. I mean, the way you handle it, I mean, God bless

11:52

in favor of hacking a mother.

But if I was in the moment when I would have been scared and then he did that. I'm like, oh, no, no, thank God. And it attacked you.

12:04

Yeah. It's legit. That's what this means. Self

defense, but still, you know, maybe you couldn't

12:11

I got a hatchet. I'm gonna end this podcast. Quickly, you're gonna cut this

12:19

Alright, everybody, thank you so much for listening. We'll see you later. Can you hear me