The Overnighters! The Official Seenagers, Can't make this up!

The Overnighters, The Official Seenagers, Can’t make this up!

Thu, 4/7 12:51PM • 11:32

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

woman, Miles Davis, blanket, blue, bagels, stain, clean, nice, shower, ski boots, company, woods, good, fresh, situational comedy, water, soap, bacon, rust remover, Martha Stewart

SPEAKERS

Debbie Charlie, Charlie Ponger

Hey everyone, welcome to the Seenagers. I'm Charlie Ponger.

And I'm Debbie Nigro. Hey Charlie, I have to tell everybody I walked in just now to you know, do some recordings with you. And the first thing he said to me is oh my god, I'm having company they're sleeping over. I have I can't get the ring out of my toilet. I'm like, Are you kidding me? This is that we're starting the show today.

And that's what we decided to talk about. Right?

Well, let's get real. I'm like, Okay, have you tried some bleach? That didn't work? Right. Okay, have you tried some? Like, I don't know. rust remover? No, I did. Okay, and then I went, how about those blue water catalyst? That's, uh,

oh, my God. This is fantastic. Let's talk about this

to hide the ring. Okay. Yeah.

All right. So the blue. What's the stuff call?

Oh my gosh, it's what you know, you can Google everything these days. You know, the blue, blue water in your toilet will hide a multitude of sins. The rusty right. Because it's, it's probably rusty because you live in an old 1700 house and there's copper pipes. Maybe when I

change the water filter every three months. Okay,

so you worried about the girl who's coming with your cousin? And because he's a girl coming to a bachelor woman? Yeah, woman. You have to step up a little bit. You gotta do a little hard to try to harder.

Oh my god, Mary Poppins.

Now listen, I my job on Saturdays growing up as a little Italian chubby girl was I had to help my mother clean the house. Everybody else was out there here was at the mall. My job Saturday was chores. And then part of it was cleaning the bathroom. So I got I got you. I got you. And we're going online. Yeah, and we're gonna get the Bluetooth. No, I haven't seen that blue toilet water in a while. Is it allows it? Is it over?

I don't know. Is it kind of still get

it or you get to get the things that drop in the blue tablets. Right?

What about the thing that used to hang you know from the side or whatever you put it? I don't

know if that's in let me see what's in here. We got a lot of choices. You have the Clorox bleach and blue. You're both sanitary. That's a good start.

I like Clorox everything so I don't know if four packs clean for 16

months in case somebody comes back.

Rarely have company

I know. I know. I know. So when you have company and you haven't in a while especially when you're a bachelor. Yeah, things to do. So much. You only have time to do this. I

got a vacuum.

I started dusting today. Okay, dusting vacuum. What else? Well,

I got to do my own laundry. But I got a dust vacuum.

Change the bed. sheets, the whole bathroom towels, fresh towel. Pump sofa or flowers, pump soap, something to eat somebody to pick on drinks. They chopping chopping coffee. I'm a mess. It's over. You could also get Scrubbing Bubbles. They have drop ins, helps keep your toilet bowl stain free. The thing is we're trying to hide a stain. That's not your own.

Yeah, right. You're right,

I would tell them it's a water thing.

Look if you want everyone to know it's

totally over as your stain I'd suggest it stay someplace else. But since it's not your stain, it's not they can bring when guys Yeah, or anybody has company. Yeah. It's a big deal. Because you want people to feel great in your home. Right? And some people are really good at it. And some people are, you know, are terrified of this. What they have to do to step up in the short period of time before it gets here. There are people right now who can't listen to us because they're hiding their stuff because somebody's not over.

Right? I'm hypersensitive to you know, my guy. But I'm still hypersensitive to when companies coming. I really truly want to make it an experience for them

your son Nice. That's true. Nice guy, but

I clearly fail at it. Well, everybody

wants to make it a nice experience who's have good heart who was having come and then they all become like Martha Stewart overnight like a whole year could have gone by they never had one fresh flower in their house knows when they got bouquets everywhere and she fresh muffins smells and I was burning I love

the lights. I got the French Cafe lights.

Oh that's cute. Okay, right alright, so just it's a girl coming and you're a guy and a woman a woman a woman needs a few and little nicey nicey she needs a like definitely a couple of blankets because women get cold we're more fragile blankets okay up there from the 1700s like the house because what you don't want my answer would be you could fluff it up a little bit of your float like I'm not sleeping over you're not now so even in a storm I would drive down the road you would not come here to sleep in my car even if I had my generator and everything is cold in here too because you could do something about that

I can turn the heat on but I have this thing I can turn

the heat I have a thought a guy I have a thing what a guy I have a thing instead of like what do you that

I got a thing that like I don't want to turn the heat on until it gets like to a certain date.

Let me tell you something what

what what's wrong with that

you people who have the thing yeah about not turning the heat on it till a certain date until what your nose crack so I got a certain date.

Well when I used to ski I brought in inside my ski boots when I bought them and it would be ultimately I would not buy another pair of ski boots until it turned out to be $1 a run. So if I paid $300 for a pair of ski boots to be $300 to run before I bought another pair of ski boots, I did the same thing with my business suits inside the lapel I would write when I bought it put the date on the blue toilet please

Are you tells you turn the heat on this is cycle but you have the nice wood burning stove all right, you know what I'm gonna do

tonight for you even though you're not gonna be here. Yeah, but I'll feel it I'm gonna let a fire

why would you not do it while I was here? I'm sitting here three coats. Really do catch on. Maybe it's time All

right, so see this is a woman thing. Now catch on. I have to catch on. We have

thinner skin we're more feminine. Well, I'm tipping you off

you have to be more directly direct refrigerator right here on your right, and this is gonna be on her regenerator I can't believe

this girl a blanket from the 17 103 Kill get some shots not gonna like it here. Good. She'll never come off. Just get through this. All right. This is your cousin's girlfriend.

Yes. It's my cousin's girlfriend who worked for the UN for a gazillion years.

Okay, so she's maybe she's maybe be in third countries and

he used to being a Yeah, he is. He's used to being in third world countries. He

won't expect much. She wants pumped soap. That's number three.

So because you can't you really gotta write this down.

I got the list. Oh, Ma. Didn't have gooey soap on the somebody's soap thing they are what if I put a brand

new thing and soap in there? Like a you know a blocker so

fine. Can I do that? Fine. All right.

As long as it's not touched, it's not used. Yeah, we don't want to use it. It's gotta be nice clean cup. You know like this, you know? All right, that works.

And then you need some light because there's not enough light upstairs. And you need to mirror girls got to get dressed because see what's going on here. Okay, yeah, yeah, mirror. She's got to get a little one which is fine. But then there's no light near the mirror. So have that it's not going to work. Is that bathtub like from 1700s? Yeah,

she gets. I don't know what it's from, but it's old. Well, how

old is this woman? Because if she gets in she's she's 60. Okay, she may live here. She may not get out.

Peter will help her out.

You'll need another blanket for what he's leaving. Probably in the tub.

I gotta tell you chances are Yeah, you know, I got the outdoor shower. Maybe it will take outdoor showers.

I have on three jackets.

But there's hot and cold water out there. It's so nice when it's this temperature. And you turn on the hot water

shower in the woods in the winter. Why? It's fantastic. Coming to stay one night one night.

Okay, and then they're leaving. But I may stay another night but I won't be here

now. They're not staying this is ridiculous the way this is going. Do you have any food? You need food people want it?

I got some food but I was gonna do b i was gonna get fresh bagels.

There's no woman turned down a bagel. Nobody. Nobody who can bacon

good bacon. Oh, even make some eggs. Okay, cute. Right? Yeah. And then you know the jams the bagels and lox and all that sort of stuff. And

you're gonna put music on that kind of guy.

I'll do Miles Davis.

What's wrong with Miles Davis in the morning? Nothing is wrong with Miles Davis Miles Davis and you'd like milestone I love miles do women like Miles Davis? Yes Charlie women like miles so i Okay, clearly no wonder why I'm single right? Let's knock that's another shot. Why you're single. Okay, you just have to move a few pieces pictures around

Oh, I heard you move and stuff up there before What the heck are you doing up there? I haven't gone out you

want to tell everybody what the problem is here. Why was I doing up there? Yeah, so when the woman's laying in bed or your friend if they had like a glass of water? What are they gonna do hold it all night?

Why do you have to have a glass of water? Oh, all right. Oh. If you guys if you could have seen the look I just got when I said to have what do you have

dentures and you want to put your dentures on?

What are you doing going on with somebody like that? What if it

What if they're having like a romantic night they just want to I don't know something next to them.

That reminds me oh, here we go. What if they're having a romantic night? I gotta make some sort of sound so I don't hear anything down here what am I going to do?

Feel that shower outside? I'm going to go get that 1700 blanket.

Think about that. Nobody's ever here.

Let me tell you when you go on vacation, a woman that's a license to have fun. Outside of your usual Yeah, absolutely. In the woods with the fireplace you got the Miles Davis thing you have the bacon smell. You got eBay gets us up to those headphones. Yeah.

I go to sleep on my headphones. Pretty much Ellen's gonna go What am I gonna do? What if I hear him?

Say that shower outside? Blanket. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Alright, Charlie, you can't say hey, I can hear you. No, no, you'd never say that. Just put a couple more pillows over your head and get nice pillowcases for those pillows over your head. Good luck to your pal.

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