Martha Stewart & Baby Names!

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SPEAKERS

Luz Michelle, Debbie Nigro, Charlie Ponger

Hey everyone, welcome to the official Seenagers. How are you?

Here we are again. That's Charlie ponger

Hey, guys, we're talking over each other.

All right, you're Charlie ponger. Yeah,

I am. Who are you?

I'm Debbie Nigro.

And who are you? I'm Luz. Michelle.

And here we are the official seenagers. You know?

You got a story.

I I met Martha Stewart the other night. All right, let's go. What's the stone I kind of you need to slow down young lady.

Excited. So

I'm not gonna say the name of the venue. But it was local here in Bedford, New York. And it was a beautiful, but he's not gonna say the name to protect her a little bit, right? I mean, she's a famous person. So she it's a gig. And everybody's waiting for the main act to show up and it's outdoor. And there she is. She goes and sneaks in the front. She came from backstage and she sneaks in the front to sit down to listen to the gig.

You gotta think about her. Right? I kind of do. She's very attracted to me. And she's Cuban. You got to think about her because you keep talking. And she's cute. Now you have another story.

So I figured, alright, it's really loud. It's outside. And the whole thing I got, excuse me, I gotta go make my move over here. So I go around. And I stand in front of Martha. She's sitting down with her friends. And I say to her, Hey, Martha. She goes, yeah. And

you say what that voice? Yeah, they do. And you lowered your octave to go, Hey, Martha.

Does with the delivers. And yeah. So I said, even though I went like this, Hey, Martha, and at better, and I said, you and I have something in common? What's that? She said, and I said, we're both born on the same day, August 3, and she went August 3. And then the guy next to her goes fire signs. And then the girl next door Martha goes, I'm a Capricorn. I'm a fire sign to everybody. Yes, yeah. Now it's getting you know, the audience get louder and everything. And so I say and Tony Bennett was born on our day, Martha, and you can't tell and I know and I was like, Alright, I gotta get out of here. Because I could tell she was it was like Hartford or here. But when I'm turning around and going around the corner, she yells out of the corner of her mouth. She was like, I thought she said Nelson Mandela, but I looked so I looked it up, but, but it wasn't him. I don't know. It was some famous like person like that, Charlie, and then that was it. And then that was my thing for more because we really want her on the show,

right? I dressed up in an apron with naked to try and get her attention last week. Not to get her attention. I just was such a champion of what she did. You saw if you guys missed it, Martha Stewart was like a trending on Tiktok wearing nothing but an apron at 81 years old looking damn good. Doing a commercial for Green Mountain Coffee about everything being natural. Yeah. So I went got my daughter's apron, which didn't match anything. And I had nothing underneath and did a little tribute to mine. Yeah, I told her she should make a sexy line of apron.

I think she should write she looks great man she she thin she's got a beautiful jaw line.

She really 81 years old.

Can you believe it? There's just no way she looks at

peacocks when beautiful peacocks on her on her property.

Beautiful thing on her proper so I'm having to the peacocks go there.

Oh, now she got new ones now. Oh, really? Yeah. There was a new batch.

Was there a peacock problem?

There was a peacock problem?. She had a rare peacock was

all white is something wet and killed some peacocks property. Oh, probably

coyote coyotes was the garden was a terrible story. Terrible.

Have you ever seen a peacock in person like at the zoo when they walk around?

There are peacocks at pound Ridge Reservation. That they they're

there. Yeah, it's there. They're beyond comprehension. Wouldn't it be cool to have such a walker ride? And by the way, that's the guys. Yeah, the girls have nothing going on. The girls are like they didn't even get to the CVS drugstore aisle. There's nothing zero.

Hey, I think I'm gonna get peacocks here. Oh, boy.

Oh, that'll be fun. I can't wait to walk in have one go.

With Enzo the cat.

Honestly, if I were if I were an animal, I'd be a peacock except for the luggage. lugging that thing around female peacock or a male. I'd be a male peacock because look at that act.

I would definitely be a cheetah what would you be loose?

I'd love to be a parent or a CRO you would? Why? I just have a fascination with both of them. You do? I would love a parrot. There's nothing I want more than a parrot or a gecko. I haven't done it yet. The House wants a dog

or a cat

a parent and would love a parent.

Do you know I was just gonna

repeat after you whatever. I would just love that type of personality in the house and Mother confident thing Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck you.

I take my peacock back. I don't want to lug that stuff around. I'm trying to be I'm trying to lighten up. Seriously, that's a that's a big act right that peacock. I do always wanted to be a bird. A bird like it's sore. Just go everyone just fly over everybody. Yeah, like the inspite of the bird thing and worrying about a grizzly bear. No, it's just I don't wanna be out there. No, no, my

my maternal side of my family is the name is Urso. And that means bear in Italian or Latin. Really? Yeah. Is

that what you want to be a man?

I think so. I kind of am like, Charlie bear. Charlie bear. Charlie, you

know that can be a handle for you. For dating purposes, Charlie bear, because the browser you're using is not working. Chico with a bear? Well, Charlie is

actually a really good show on Hulu called bear. There is excellent

Frankie peppers calls me Charlie boy. Charlie boy

Charlie boys getting you nowhere. Yeah, okay, so just

listen I'm not I'm not in I'm not in that world anyway to what world united? No, no the world of like having a mate or some you know a woman that

in life anything with boy at the end is just no John boy, Charlie boy. Yeah, baby boy. It's a boy. It's ridiculous.

JR, Charlie Jr. The third.

It means you really Holly?

Yeah. Some people call me Charles a third.

Really? Yeah. That's nice. Chance the third? Yeah.

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You know, you think I'd have money with that guy.

You should have money with that kind of name. Shouldn't I? Yeah. You should change everything and

try again. Yeah, change. restyle is always

a name. When you were a kid you wished your mother or father had named you that you like, Oh, I like that name better. I always wanted to be Kathy. I thought Kathy was a cooler name. Yeah, who would you want to be Veronica? I knew it. So Veronica, Isaiah, you didn't really want that?

Because there was a great foot wide. outside linebacker,

you say a Robertson? Oh, yes.

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He wanted to be Isaiah. Yeah, that's why I wanted to be Isaiah.

And what about naming your kids? Did you think about long and hard what you named your children?

Yeah, my husband and I went with naming after our fathers when they pass How nice to begin with A's. How about you?

I gave my daughter a name and then took it back. Yeah. It took me nine months to come up with Bianca. Yeah, because Bianca stood for white and she was being born around Christmas time. And her father's last name was Natoli. Which stands for like, you know, darkness. Christmas on Christmas, Christmas. Natal. So I thought she'd be a little white Christmas. Oh, so I named her Bianca. And when my mother came to, you know, those mothers with the face sometimes they could just take you right down. I just gave birth my mother shows up she sends the little flower thickening the shape of a dog damn Debbie and Bianca with the balloons and she comes in she goes What are you going to call her be? I said what? I'm over here like you know, just trying to come back for nine months being pregnant and she goes I get what you're saying. She goes I don't know what the name I go What do you mean you don't know she was gonna call it be beyond be beyond I go you know what? Dang Dang. Nurse. Nurse. Bring that baby back. She brings the baby back. I go cancel the name. Cancel the name the nurse like really? I got my mother Kaizala name. But the baby back. I go you happy? Are you happy? Now we have no need. So that I had to keep bringing the nurse bell go. I bring her up. They brought her out they go I got to try this. Oh, Carlene as you know, I put it back not working. Put it back. This is crazy story on the third night. I had a dream. Don't ask me why you came came to me. Alexis. Michelle. came to me in my head. I don't know why. Alexis Carrington Michelle. I don't know. I bring in. The nurse comes I go I got it. So we named her Alexis. Michelle. That took nine months and three days. Because my mother Oh my god. Yeah, she's gonna face that mother's face. Oh, yeah. The face. But your mother when you were young have a face that was just you knew you just there was no no coming back my

mother. All she did was laugh. So but when my daughters were born, right. I wanted to name Kristen my oldest Christina after my mother's middle name. And her mom didn't want to have anything to do with that. So we settled on Kristen. When Kristen was born, Patty boy, you know you hit the name came with me to the to the hospital to look through the glass and look at Kristen being born. And I was in you know I was in the delivery room for that. That was quite a scene man.

No kidding. Oh

my god. So we're there and it's all of my ex wife's family there. And myself and Pat that's it. And they're going oh, look how beautiful she is. She looks like my ex wife. Oh, look at her eyes look like her their grandmother. Oh, look at her teeth. They look like this. And then finally the the real kicker was kick was Kristen was born with black curly hair. I've had black curly hair over here. Yeah. And so they look, they look at the mentioned at the black earlier. And the sister goes and she's in her friend is Sue Ellen's, and she's got Suellen and so bad boy slaps me across the chest because you fucking have anything to do. With story that's

funny man.

Like, oh my god and so that. So now fast forward kendal's born. Now when I was 15 years old, I went to this rich kids house. Baldwin was last name. And there was a can a read can in their TV room of Kendall oil. Okay. Yep. And I like I went, Wow, what a great name. You thought that? Yeah. And I said Kendall. So when, when I said to myself self one day, if I have a child, I'm going to name one of my children, Kendall, whether it's a boy or girl, I don't care

as a crazy moment in time, right? Well, I can film that. And,

you know, he told me that the father on the company, which is bullshit, the whole thing was bullshit about that. But so i i kendal's Born ad set, her name is Kendall I didn't want to have any if ands or buts about it. Like she didn't. There was none of that conversation went to as the kid's name is Kendall that's it or not, you know. So now, yeah, whenever Kendall you know, she was like, you know, in her 25th or whatever. And she pissed me off. Kendall, I want you to remember one thing, I named you after an oil. Refreshing for Cell Life. And you know, there's, there's no getting mad at my kids for more than like, a minute. No, Max, you know,

I have a story that I don't have enough to tell I'm not going to name the people. But the my, my friend's daughter had twins. And the names were outrageous, like names that you didn't want your children. Like, how's that going to work? Like, where the names come from? ridiculous name that we thought but we don't wanna be disrespectful. So I go with her. And they were a little preemies at the time went down it I forget Columbia Presbyterian. And I looked at her and she looked at me and we looked at names like, Oh, we got to get a black marker. A black magic marker. We're changing these names right now. Right? Here she goes. Seriously? Seriously? got changed. This can't go on. What were the names? I can't it didn't make no I'm not going to do a reveal. And I don't want to be Oh, that's like

being a baby and appropriate. Nobody thinks is cute. But everybody's like, Oh, and then you woke up and you're like, ah

there's not a newborn in the world. That looks cute. I'm sorry. They all look like Winston Churchill to me. Stop.

I've met some up my daughter's what ornament I was like, a baby. Where's the rest of the you shouldn't have died. It's ridiculously small. You know, my

little boy was nine and a half pounds.

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Wow. Is that big?

Are you just like, I think he did a really good job. She was so like, I didn't my biggest worry would having a baby was I felt they're so delicate. And I'm so rough. So the fact that she was like, thick like I was like,

He's God. You didn't give birth? I have a birth memory because I gave birth and I

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did not have very good, Charlie.

A very loud memory. I'm not proud of it. I gave birth to my daughter and they you know that moment? I was natural to try that. It's not a good sport. And I said, Oh, she's very nice. I'll meet her later. I need a cigarette scotch.

Yeah, kidding me? No,

I'm not kidding you. She's very nice. I just need a few minutes here just to get every cigarette Scotch something. Like just

right. What was that? Like though? Exactly like when I had the babies like everybody was all like, hey, yeah, baby Mommy. Oh my god, gifts and balloons. And I was just like, I just I just want to join the shop.

Right? I'm sitting in dance and

I didn't have How did we get from Martha Stewart to having kids.

It's probably too late for you to have kids with Martha Stewart however, yeah. cocked together may not be too late for you to be

friends with her. You just never know how he did. What's the next move here? Oh, she would have to make the move. Right. She'd have to find I don't

think she's thinking about you today. But I think if you want to wait till next year, you send her a birthday card on her birthday and then you have a shot. Yeah, maybe ask her. Why you bring her a little cupcake or something.

She's a little outfit for her peacock. She's

an avid for the peacock. I think any

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doing anything like that. And she shouldn't be on our show though. I think she should have a blast and

she got to bring Snoop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg Vicki beat bring a girl I'm here with him if he showed he's so smooth, so Snoop,

you're gonna have to pick these rocks up with microphones.

She'll bring her on Supergirl red carpet. We'll have security here the whole Alright you guys, thank you so much for listening the official teenagers 123 Celia